this demo was originally to celebrate the following birthdays (7th march 1990): secundus of pu-239 18 years, falstaff of pu-239 17 years, maurice ravel (r.i.p., the composer of 'bolero') 115 years. released in iisalmi copy-party 11.8.1990. ----- .... hello .... this is secundus of pu-239 we are here in iisalmi attending a copy party. it is 10th august 1990 now, the party is to last till 13th august and i hope this party won't be cancelled like the previous one which was held in lahti in april 1989... well, the lahti party was cancelled because (almost) all the hackers (and cream-crackers and lamers and...) were a -- bit -- drunk. here in iisalmi all kind of alcohol is strictly forbidden... it's a pity that albert isn't here in iisalmi. he had to go to army on 6th august. (haaahhhahhahhhahhehhihhohhuuuu....) neither is crank here because he went to his grandmother's (r.i.p.) funeral. but the rest of pu-239 (me (secundus), lovejoy, falstaff, saviour and gremlin) is fortunately present. argh... we have four computers but only three monitors, one of which is in fact no monitor, but a lousy television. i, the greatest vic-20 coder in the world (because i'm the only, too...) made a shameful decision... i bought an ........... amiga ........... well, but it is a2000 motherboard - i still need a drive and a keyboard and a mouse. pci-data, the licensed commodore importer ( -- fuck -- ) promised to sell me a keyboard ... for fim 450,00 (that's some 110...120 dollars)... and the keyboard is a used odd one from their servic. but no one else seems to sell keyboards for a2000... of course i'm going to buy a hard disk also. it's cheap to buy a normal pc controller and make an ahd converter. well, we have been trying to make one for two weeks now meeting difficulties after difficulties. we haven't even succeeded to make a board... but that doesn't matter because i haven't got a functioning hard disk yet... hihii... ich bin nicht sicher, ob es sich lohnt, kaputten maschinen zu kaufen. oops... lingual interference... entschuldigen sie, die deutsch nicht sprechen! jag har studerat m}nga spr{k och kan intealltid kontrollera mitt användsspråk... :-) :-) (-: (-: jee... ladies and gentlemen - the following story is a fiction including a lot of pu-239 phrases. it is in finnish because all the pu-239 phrases are finnish (of course because our mother tongue is --== suomi ==-- ..... ja nyt itse juttuun... toivottavasti skandit toimivat... kerran albert, mää, lovejöy ja crank mentiin autolla öö, olisko ollu probyteen kysyyn risoja kovalevyjä. lovejöy: siinä quartexin demossa oli tosi vantastinen vontti. crank: mää en spekuloi mitään, ennen kun se vontti on mulla. mua ruvettaa vituttaan tollaset vontit. albert: hups! ja sittenalbert ajoi ojaan. ojan pohjalla... secundus: ässä. crank: mua sattuu päähän. lovejöy: juo viinaa. no autohan siinä meni ihan ruttuun. albert: no, nysse si meni paskaks. no sitten mää käynnistin vicin nähdäkseni, toimiiko se. siinä oli jotain mätää. mä: no nysse vicci gurus. albert: mutta toi progehan blänkkää screenin joka framella. mä: no oho. lovejöy: vai on pojilla ruutu blänkätty, voi voi! ... no voi vittu kun olikin paska juttu .............. english again... well, i think (but i don't hope...) that they'll have some conflicts here. many of the computer freaks are drunk again, however, not as many of them as in lahti. a police car has driven through the schoolyard a pair of times already. next time they come in and check if we have any pirate software... gulp!? however, i myself don't have any pirate software... credits: all coding: secundus of pu-239 graphics (except fonts): secundus of pu-239 fonts: ??? music: 'bolero' by maurice ravel, converting: secundus of pu-239 ........ hihii ........... then greetings... i don't have our greetingslist... but anyway, greetings to all the groups in our greetings list. :-) äh... it's awfully difficult to write good scrolltexts... so i'll write no more... ugh... argh..... end